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The door-close rain dance

nostrich:

Inevitably, people start getting impatient and hitting the door-close button after about 4 seconds. It doesn’t do anything, but the doors close a second or two later regardless, so people think they’ve affected the outcome, and they push the door-close button again the next time. If they push the button too soon, and the elevator waits a few more seconds before closing the doors, the people assume that it’s just being slow today or they didn’t hit the button hard enough.

They never consider the possibility that their action is not related to the result.

This is why superstition works. Animals learn it, too. “If I perform this action, I get this result.” It takes a more advanced or analytical mind to consider performing a test: “If I take no action, will I get this result anyway?”

I secretly think less of door-close people in the elevator.

Door close buttons in most elevators haven’t worked since around the early nineties. They’re there to trick passengers. There’s a lot of psychology involved. People tend to feel closed-in and helpless in elevators, which leads to claustrophobia and anxiety. Even something as small as allowing the passenger to think they have control over the doors can put them at ease.

There’s a surprising amount of deception involved in elevator design, actually, reinforcing the paseenger’s false belief that they have control, putting them at ease. They are, after all, in a box suspended by ropes. It’s all rather interesting. I recommend reading up on it. I can’t remember how I know even this much. There was a fascinating article on elevators in the New Yorker, I think, that the right Google queries might turn up.

This article comes up:

Up and Then Down: The lives of elevators by Nick Paumgarten

  1. noahkai reblogged this from rorymarinich-deactivated2009061
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  3. pink-squirrel reblogged this from marco and added:
    Some work, some don’t. I...helps, but it doesn’t take much
  4. leadfill reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I hate people who repeatedly push the call button. Some comedian (I forget who) had a bit about that and how they must...
  5. katiebakes reblogged this from marco and added:
    Hey 99, whaddaya think? I bet David Owen could mine this...some comedy gold. But seriously...
  6. rosano reblogged this from marco and added:
    who push both buttons when they only want to go up.
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  8. cameronchristopher reblogged this from rorymarinich-deactivated2009061 and added:
    Oh man, I hear you on the last sentence. I’m always interested in who does it and who doesn’t, and even waiting for the...
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  10. yaffa reblogged this from nostrich and added:
    This article comes up: Up and Then Down: The lives of elevators by Nick Paumgarten
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  12. kiyo reblogged this from marco and added:
    Elevator Hacking - How...make an elevator bypass...other...
  13. bryanmckay reblogged this from marco and added:
    Though this anecdote does nothing to disprove Marco’s argument, I have funny experiences with
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  15. littletinyfish reblogged this from ragdoll and added:
    The same could be said about the pedestrian “Push to Cross” buttons on Crosswalks. The vast majority of those don’t...
  16. fuckinnerd reblogged this from marco and added:
    figure out that most...anything by timing them...testing...
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  19. apileofblog reblogged this from marco and added:
    interesting article, but I’m fortunate...a building where two
  20. ragdoll reblogged this from marco and added:
    I openly think less...engineers who insist...putting broken...
  21. nostrich reblogged this from marco and added:
    Door close buttons...haven’t worked since around...early...
  22. travors reblogged this from marco and added:
    similar contempt...pedestrian crossing...after I have, like
  23. bunkercomplex reblogged this from fatmanatee and added:
    I’m encountering an increasing number of those who will mistakenly spam the “open doors” button when they want them...
  24. fatmanatee reblogged this from marco and added:
    Secretly? Let that emotion out, sir. A kick...groin could do some
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